Bats v Supes


Batman v Superman

Ok, I know. I am about a million years too late, but tonight I finally saw Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Overall, it was not as bad as I thought it would be. But that actually isn’t saying much.

The storyline was an ABSOLUTE hot mess.  I’m still not 100% what the flick was actually about.  Batman was cranky, Superman didn’t smile, stuff got destroyed, Lois needed saving a bunch of times, Wonder Woman showed up, and Lex Luthor was an asshole.  That’s pretty much it.

The plot was so awful that it actually made me angry the longer I sat in the theatre.  And mostly, it was because they tried to cram too many comic books into one flick.  Obviously, Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns (no matter what Snyder says) and The Death of Superman (and all of that Doomsday nonsense). Add in the vague references to Wonder Woman’s origin and the origins of the Justice League, and well, like I said, angry.   They could have stuck with ONE of those books as source material and could have had a decently cohesive plot instead of the big turd that they ended up with.

What else didn’t I like?  Oh, I detested Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. Like HATED.   Now I am not the biggest Supes fan and certainly no fan of Luthor, but I dunno, Eisenberg’s portrayal made Luthor out to be more of a petulant child than an evil mastermind and genius.  It was grating. Plus, towards the end, I think he was trying to channel the Joker.. well, poorly. I also continue to dislike Amy Adams as Lois. I grew tired of her about half of the way through Man of Steel and well, it hasn’t improved.  She has nothing on Margot Kidder, man!  And she certainly has no chemistry with Henry Cavill.

Oh Henry Cavill. I struggled with him in this flick too. Contrary to a lot of other people, I really enjoyed Man of Steel and his portrayal. Supes has always been so boring to me so I really enjoyed the darker Superman (I may have cheered when he snapped Zod’s neck, I’m not going to lie).  But in this flick? Ugh, he was so wooden and so…. boring. And not even in that, Supes is a boy scout boring way. In the boring “Why am I watching this? Well, at least he is handsome” kinda way. Not great.  And what pains me is that Henry Cavill is a good actor (Watch The Tudors, I am not just blinded by his beauty!), but he isn’t getting the opportunity to show everyone that. Maybe they will introduce Bizarro (cuz why not?!? [eyeroll]) and we will get to see a bit more from him.  I don’t know.

Still, there were some really great moments.  Ben Affleck was absolutely fantastic as the Bat and Bruce Wayne (especially the latter).  I am not sure if he is my favourite Bat, but he is definitely in the top two (I am a Christian Bale apologist – sue me). I look forward to an Affleck solo Batman flick.   Gal Gadot was, well, alright.  Admittedly, I was a bit underwhelmed with her. But I can tell that she is going to do great things with the character (if the fucking plot isn’t this abysmal) and I squee’d with delight when she saved helped out the boys against Doomsday.

I enjoyed the psuedo-introduction to the Justice League. Though I am still pissed off that Martian Manhunter won’t be in the flick and that there is still no Hal Jordan love (come on guys, even Ryan Reynolds is over it…) And after seeing BvS, I am less annoyed that my Grant Gustin won’t be Movie!Barry because well, these films just aren’t that great. I just wish Affleck was directing the Justice League film. I am so over Zack Snyder (he gets no links!)

Yah, it was a film. I watched it.  It was… alright, which isn’t a ringing endorsement, I know. I just wish DC knew how to make better films. As a DC fan, it hurts my soul that Marvel is making these amazing flicks (Captain America: Civil War opens in less than two weeks, aaaaahhhh!) and DC is making…well, this shit. Upside, DC can at least make pretty fantastic TV.

So I guess there’s that.

Or something.


Marketing Done Right: Deadpool

Yes, the trailers for Deadpool are nothing short of glorious. Seriously, I can not wait until February 12th! I am ridiculously excited. But it really is the other marketing that is making me super excited for the proper cinematic version of the Merc with a Mouth.

Take the following, for example:

Brilliant AND entertaining. Plus, they really are awesome PSAs. Everyone SHOULD be touching themselves.

Deadpool may actually make the Universe forgive Ryan Reynolds for the Green Lantern*.

*I still maintain it could have been a good flick. While Reynolds isn’t really Hal Jordan material (He has always been Wade Wilson to me – even after the steaming pile of crap that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine – totally not his fault, but I digress). GL just suffered from ABYSMAL editing.

Stonewall Trailer

Really looking forward to this one too. Gads, I hope its good.

But is it just me or is it wacky that Roland Emmerich directed it? I mean, its great, but really, really outside his regular milieau, no?

Deadpool Trailer. Finally

Guys! Its here! Its finally here! Behold. The red band trailer! Obviously, NSFW.

Also? Here’s the trailer for the trailer that came out yesterday! 😀

Gads, I can not wait for this flick.

The Revenant: First Trailer

Speaking of my Tom Hardy, lookit, the first trailer for The Revenant!

The trailer kinda stresses me out. I’m not sure why. Probably because of the panting in voiceover. It just causes me stress.  Still, I can’t wait to see this flick.  It also stars my Leonardo DiCaprio and was filmed around Calgary. We have super sexy mountains.  Fact.

New Legend Trailer!

New Legend trailer! A lot of stuff from the other trailer, but I don’t think Christopher Eccleston was in the last one.  Looks like it is opening in the States in early October so hopefully that means Canada will get it then too.

Ronnie is awesome.

Suicide Squad Trailer from SDCC

Well, that didn’t take long. A glorious HD version! Yay!

So far, I dig it. Margot Robbie looks great (and she sounds pretty good too.. for the limited dialogue it had).  She physically embodies Harley quite well and I dig the harlequin tattoo – nice nod to her original costume.  And Viola Davis as Amanda Waller? Just shut up and take my money.

I am really, really, really hoping that the Joker’s appearance is just backstory for Harley.  I am still on the fence about Jared Leto‘s Clown Prince of Crime, but I am inching towards liking it a bit more after the trailer. He better have been torturing Harleen… cuz that makes the most sense.

Ok, Deadpool and X-Men… you’re up!

Gifts Out of SDCC – Part 3

Welp, SDCC is over for another year.  A whole bunch of other stuff came out, but most of it was really shitty pirated videos of the trailers.  I am looking at you, X-Men: Apocalypse, Deadpool and Suicide Squad. I will post ’em when we get legit versions.

But we did get the following:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice:

I have a feeling Batfleck is going to be my favourite Batman.   I love crusty, grumpy and old Batman. Also, Jeremy Irons is Alfred!??! Mind. Blown.  Also, not enough of my Diana… typical.


The Killing Joke:

They also announced that Bruce Timm will be making an animated version of Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke which makes me so happy. Bruce Timm is my favourite and The Killing Joke is a quintessential part of the Batman, Batgirl/Oracle canon. Mark Hamill must voice the Joker and Kevin Conroy must voice Batman. That would be PERFECT.

Gifts out of SDCC – Part 2

Today’s goodies!

Con Man Trailer:


Ok, I think this technically came out yesterday, but whatevs. This very well might end up being the BEST SERIES in the HISTORY OF TV and/or THE INTERWEBS. Yah, I said it. Not only does it have a cornucopia of Scifi/Fantasy/Genre people that I adore, but it has Henry Fucking Rollins.  So it wins.


The Walking Dead Season 6 Trailer:

Unsure how I feel about this Rick vs. Morgan thing they seem to be setting up. But looks like we are getting Heath and Dr. Cloyd! Perhaps this means Jesus is on his way!  However, I see narry a Lucille in sight. 🙁


Fear The Walking Dead Trailer:

Yay!!!  + my Lucy Lawless!!


Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens Comic-Con 2015 Reel:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No trailer, but still!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thing gave me the CHILLS, made me smile big and not going to lie, may have teared up a teeny tiny bit (yes, I am that much of a dork – don’t judge me!)   Annnnnnnnd, I have already secured a date for the opening! 😀


That’s it for today! It was also Orphan Black Day which gave us this (amongst other things):

That’s Ari Millen as Helena, Maria Doyle Kennedy as Rachel and my Dylan Bruce* as Cosima.  This is one reason I love this cast so much and will always be an unabashed member of #cloneclub.

Related, I am seriously considering going to SDCC next year. This might have to be a thing that happens.

*Currently rewatching OB from the beginning. Seeing Paul hurts my heart. I miss Dylan Bruce SO MUCH already.